Your Summer Homework Assignment
A Template for Contacting Your State Health Department Commissioner
Ladies and germs, today is a great honor for you all! For the many of you who have subscribed to the Pandemic Accountability Index since it's founding in 2022, a new chapter begins. As of today, you are all hereby drafted into the 66th Division of the Pandemic Accountability Legionnaires, a non-state-affiliated force of public health guerillas. If you were a lonely person as of yesterday, then this is cause for celebration: today you now stand shoulder to shoulder alongside the several thousand "PALs" who make up the 66th - "Lucifer's Respite." Glorious!
Don't ask what happened to the previous 65 divisions...you have to smash a few tomatoes if you wish to make a Bloody Mary.
The "PALs" of the 66th are tasked with mischief, pestering, subversions, & the general hindrance of those who seek to subvert the public's health on behalf of deadly and disabling viruses, SARS-CoV-2 included. With the corruption of the federal public health entities by the anti-vaccine saboteur Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and his most loyal henchmen, the nation's health is left to the sentries of the 66th to defend. While Colorado has already begun to take steps to challenge the authority of the HHS Secretary, that leaves 49 states who have failed to respond to this perverse offensive against the lifesaving foundations of medicine we once took for granted.
As we wrote last week, it now falls upon State Health Departments to rebuke Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and the corrupting influence of his most trusted accomplices. While our individual political views may widely vary, we can all agree that it is an indisputable scientific fact that vaccines have saved countless millions of lives. As citizens, it falls upon us to demand our respective state health departments uphold their responsibility to safeguard the health of your respective communities from all threats, foreign and domestic. It is beyond scrutiny that Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and his ilk are a clear and present danger to be openly challenged.
What follows is a template for you to fill out and inquire with your respective state health department commissioners how they plan to refute Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and his machinations to compromise the health of our nation. Be sure to fill out the brackets in full, proof-read, and double check before sending to the appropriate address - either in digital or analog format; preferably both. If you receive a response, please forward it to panaccindex@gmail.com so we may compile these responses and glean any insights, if only to see just how truly dire our situation is.
Thank you for your time and your support in this campaign. First, you will find the contact information for your state health department. Second, you will find the name of the commissioner/director of said state health department. Finally, you will use the following template and, either analog or electronic, make the following inquiry:
Dear [State Health Department Commissioner],
I am a devoted citizen of [Your State] who is writing to you today out of grave concern. As it stands, the Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has engaged in deliberate subterfuge to compromise access to numerous vaccines, which have saved countless lives throughout our history. One of the nation's most essential public health institutions, the CDC's Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices, has been thoroughly compromised beyond any reasonable standard. At the time of this writing, they are presently meeting to peddle unfounded conspiracy theories; I believe we can both agree that the federal government is not the place for obscene ramblings typically quarantined to the lowest gutters of social media.
As the Commissioner of the Health Department for [Your State], you are responsible for safeguarding the health of millions of lives, including countless children. I wish to inquire how you plan to safeguard vaccine access in our beautiful state of [Your State], as the current agenda of the Health and Human Services Secretary will put countless lives at risk from vaccine-preventable deaths. The good state of Colorado has already taken steps to do so, and I hope you are brave enough to follow their lead in these uncertain times.
While we may have our differences, I am hopeful that we may all set politics aside to stand united and defend the most effective interventions in the history of modern medicine. The agenda of the Secretary of Health and Human Services goes far beyond politics, into a personal vendetta against the doctors and scientists who have saved countless American lives. The children of [Your State] deserve better, and it is your sworn duty to defend them.
I humbly request that you work with Gov. [Governor of Your State] and the [Your State] legislature to defend vaccine access and the health of our communities from such innapropriate perversions. If you would be so brave, I also request that you speak to your fellow state health department commissioners about the possibility of releasing a joint statement refuting Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and his unscientific machinations. As of now, our federal public health agencies have been compromised, and our fellow [Your State]ians deserve to be informed of this present and ongoing threat to the health of their families.
Thank you for your time,
[Your Name]
Again, I humbly thank you for your time and effort in supporting this campaign. Please forward any responses to panaccindex@gmail.com for analysis and general tomfoolery. This initial reconnaissance mission is of utmost importance, and in some small part, begins to put a thorn in the side of a truly perverse and cruel excuse for a man. History teaches us that a tyrant is only as tall as the mass of bodies who submit to being trampled upon.
So say we all.
