Lockdown Jay Silent as National Mall Locked Down
President Evil 2: Locked Down Solid
Perhaps if you’re some sort of freakin’ commie or terrorist or illegal, you might have missed the news this past weekend that freedom-loving America got her big, beautiful taint locked down on her freakin’ birthday! That’s right! Me and all the pestilence sycophants were hootin’ and hollerin’ to offer up virgin sacrifices for the economy on the National Mall last Saturday night only for the Administration which employs the heroic freedom fighter Lockdown Jay to crash the party due to “inclement weather?!” What are we, a nation of wimpy weenies who love to suffer under tyranny?
If you’ll recall, Stanford health economist Jay Bhattacharya’s claim to fame was to insist that any sort of government intervention on behalf of the public’s health is a “lockdown” and a violent infringement upon civic liberty!
Whatever happened to “Protect the Vulnerable,” Lockdown Jay? Why are you suddenly silent about this latest grave government assault on personal liberty?! Or was it all just bold talk from a coward hiding behind a keyboard?! Or did you secretly foster a kink for ruining children’s essential experiences just like all the “Covidians” you once raged against?! Tell the American taxpayer the truth!
Sure, we fired all of the weather scientists who could have predicted such a calamity might happen, based upon random accusations of “woke” and “DEI,” and yes, we put in charge of the Environmental Protection Agency someone who gets off on destroying the environment, but how dare you suggest that there are negative consequences for our poor choices?! That’s not what freedom means! Freedom means getting to choose if I die in a raging storm as a result of my willful stupidity, abandoning my wife and children to prove just how manly I am!
My kids choking down the smog and developing lung cancer are proud to sacrifice and pay the price for freedom with their lives!
Was “No More Lockdowns” just a joke, Mr. CDC/NIH Director? Or was it all just a ruse for your real agenda, MALA Man?! Yeah, that’s right! Make America Lockdown Again! That’s what this was all about! Everybody suddenly wanted to hear what this useless health economist had to say in 2020, and now, nobody could care less for your impotent prattling! So now you gotta get big bad Trump to ruin the Fourth of July just so we’re all stuck at home reading yet another one of your useless opinion editorials about what an amazing job you’re doing!
To Make America Great Again, to build the greatest economy mankind has ever seen, we have to smoke up so many dinosaur bones that children start coughing up a storm when they play outside again, damnit! And that means more pandemics like COVID-19! It means more chaotic weather events! We’re gonna have to learn to live, and yes die, with new viruses and more chaotic weather events so that we don’t lose the next Cold War to Lockdown China!
So Lockdown Jay needs to stop hiding behind the podcast microphone and get out there and start speaking to the masses in hurricane force winds!
I thought the whole point of Making America Healthy Again, and obsessing over the sperm of young boys, was so that we could have a big beautiful nation of strong young white men who can handle a few pesky raindrops! Or are these big mouthed ranters nothing more than a bunch of economic girly-men?! Now the whole world is laughing at our cowardice!
Read your Twitter profile photo, Jay Bhattacharya, and practice what you preach: Resign and Condemn the Trump Administration’s July 4th Lockdown now! It’s not like your best buddy Scott Atlas isn’t already calling for the NIH to be abolished and have you fired, or anything! Man up and face the lightning!
