ASOS: We Should Be Leaking More Lab-Made Viruses, Not Fewer

Future NIH Director Jay Bhattacharya is a Pansy

Reaching across the space-time continuum, the Pandemic Accountability Index occasionally features perspectives from an alternative Earth, in a series titled A Slice of Satire (ASOS).

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The future director of the National Institute of Health, Stanford's Jay Bhattacharya, has already disqualified himself for the role on numerous occasions. However, what's most inspiring is Bhattacharya's insistence that not only was SARS-CoV-2 engineered in a lab, but that we should have been mass infecting children, their teachers, and their families in the spring of 2020 as hospitals in New York were being overwhelmed and mass graves were being filled. While this could easily be written off as a mere case of Dunning-Kreuger fueled by social media, one has to acknowledge the bravery of Bhattacharya's calls for enlisting countless American children to play a central role in getting their parents killed, liberating these free thinkers from the constraints of matriarchal tyranny that have made America so weak.

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"Covidians" & Cults: Jay Bhattacharya's Immature Fantasies

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Bhattacharya has saw fit to attach his name to a number of astroturfed organizations, from the Great Barrington Declaration online petition to the Brownstone Institute to the Norfolk Group to The Illusion of Consensus to Biosafety Now, in the hopes that his credentials as a Stanford academic will grant them legitimacy in misleading the public about COVID-19. Bhattacharya is now slated become the director of the National Institute of Health, the world's leading hub for medical and scientific research. We should all celebrate Jay Bhattacharya's commitment to absolutely nothing except his own personal enrichment, by any means necessary.